Tiz me – anti-Jedi rantings

Ok, this has had me in tears for a few days now.

I was thinking about writing something about how I’m not really a Jedi. The whole thing is a sort of mockery really, of the whole pomo nonsense that passes for the religious experience of some of my best friends – three of whom put “Jedi” as their religion at the last national census.

Do I live by the Jedi code? Who cares! Does that make me a Jedi? I’d say no, because Darth told Luke his training was only complete once he had constructed his own light saber. Given that light sabers don’t exist – pity really, I could think of a number of folk we could off with the lame excuse “Easy, this is Jedi business.” – you can’t really complete your training, and so can’t really call yourself a fully fledged Jedi, never mind the problems that then causes getting Jedi Masters in place to make the whole system work. So no, rant over, I don’t, and never will, see myself as a Jedi.